Confessions Of A Curvy Girl: I’m Starting A Petition

Jacqueline Wells

confessions of a curvy girlI am starting a petition. Yes, you read that right. I want to abolish something and I need your help to do it. Maybe abolish is too harsh of a word. What I really want to do is convince women to stop buying and wearing something. It would be one thing if women wore them and I didn’t have to know. But for some reason there is this odd trend that is still hanging on like a bad cold.

What is this trend?

The exposed thong over the waistline. Meaning, there are still women out there that think it is sexy (or whatever) to let your thong show. I don’t get it, I don’t WANT to get it and I want it to stop.

Let’s just talk about this, shall we? In what alternate universe is wearing a band of fabric in between your butt cheeks ever comfortable, sexy or even necessary? I get that many wear thongs to avoid panty lines. I get it. But with all of the amazing line-free products on the market these days is that even a ‘thing’ anymore?

Have you not heard of Barely There lingerie? I mean come on! Enlighten me. Let me know if you have ditched the thong and are on my side. I mean, I can cook. Come join me on my no-thong island and there will be cupcakes, chips and salsa, really good wine and no thongs for miles.

Have you checked out the selection of seamless lingerie on