Confessions Of A Curvy Girl: Thongs, No.

Jacqueline Wells

confessions of a curvy girl
I was perusing a catalog that came to my house, one that I try to confiscate before it’s spotted by my sons in my pile of mail, and my eyes were assaulted. I was taken back in time to an age where I not only owned a thong, but worse—I occasionally wore it.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not judging you if you wear one and this is not sour grapes because me in a thong is the material of nightmares. But haven’t there been so many new advances in material and craftsmanship that there are better things out there than a thong?

Am I wrong?

Before you send me hate mail, hear me out. I own a small arsenal of “barely there”  lingerie that make virtually no line or bulge under my clothes. There are products that come in almost every style, color and size.

Then there is the issue of comfort. Is that really comfortable? I don’t need to get into the specifics of what I am saying here, but…that is some skinny fabric up in there!

Lastly, there is the issue of the sex appeal. I get that a thong takes a moment up a notch, but underneath clothes? If you are wearing a thong because you want some of it to show, then don’t. Just don’t. No one needs to see that and you don’t need to show that.

But if you are still on Team Thong here are several cute (ok, I said it) options to choose from Cosabella Dolce on